I Smile for You, Sailor Boy!

   

Bulletin to all nations: help! Tornadoes, typhoons and earthquakes batter the globe, while the U.S. is teetering into recession and paralyzed by a stupid war it can neither win nor quit. But somehow we are locked at the hip to Hillary Clinton, who won't stop her manic tarantella until her party whirls into ruins, like the run-amuck carousel in Alfred Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train."

She Won't Go Easy; You Know She Won't Go Easy

Cicero's Top Five:

Kathleen Parker: Getting Bubba

Dick Morris: No Veep Slot for Hillary

Rumor Mill Keeps Obama Dancin'

Dems and High Oil Prices

Cherie Blair's Garbageoirs: The Truth About Bill and Monica  He's a lesbian?

Politics

"Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."  Day 7 of the Clinton Death Watch

Press Ignores Hillary's Big Win in West Virginia

Dear Senator Obama.  Newt Gingrich wants to know what you're gonna do when the Tent Revival turns into work.

Obama's a Bit of a Puff

The Color of Your Skin:

But, once you stare past the radiant glow surrounding Obama and begin to study the exact reasons for his so-called racial transcendence, you can't help but conclude that it is mostly hokum. Why do black people love Obama? In large part, it's because of the dark-skinned woman on his arm.

Dems: That Olde Time Coalition

Byron York: Hillary's Win Highlights Democratic Divide

The Dirty Dozen: How Twelve Supreme Court Cases Radically Expanded Government and Eroded Freedom

Gonna Die Crisis

Green Gasbags.  American Spectator's roundup of the foolishness we're being subjected to.

New Cabinet Post: US Climate Service!  Can you imagine the dumb-ass regs that will come out of this one?

War on Terror

Looks like Hezbollah Has the Fiber Warfare Down.  Wow.  They're modernizing!

Highlander Uses Chest to Bounce Rocket  Tough bastard!

The Foolish, Feckless West: Enabling Hezbollah

International

China Wins Praise for Efficiency and Candor in Earthquake Crisis  Wow!  They're modernizing!

Goofballs

Escape from Freedom, 2008